Water... Shark Week.

I like to use this cup.

It makes me feel like I am king. The boss. El jefe. Da big cheese... 

In one perfect word: GANGSTA.

Sometimes I pretend I am swallowing a shark when I drink from it. But don't tell anyone. It'll be our secret.

Dude. That time of the month SUCKS.

I get over-emotional and have major meltdowns at the strangest things.

I may have lied a little. That stairs thing happens to me a lot. At school sometimes I will get halfway down and forget how to use them, then race back up all, "OH, GEEZE SILLY ME I FORGOT MY NEXT CLASS WAS UP HERE! HEEHEEHEE!" And it won't be. I just couldn't remember how to use the gosh darn stairs.

My life is sort of embarrassing.

HUFFY AND PUFFY

That is what I am right now, waiting for Clan Citadels to come out on Runescape! AHHHH! I drew a picture of what I would look like if I were a man in, oh, about 40 years time.

Here is a picture of my favorite pair of toe socks. I collect socks, if you didn't know.

And lastly here is something I drew on my foot a while ago. Long since departed...Ink snuck away because I am a CLEAN PERSON.

MOST EPIC RAP BATTLE OF THE CENTURY

I had a battle with 2 friends. Here are our raps. There were 2 rounds. They are in order of who wrote it. I am first as you can see.

HI IM DANI AND I’M SO SO GOOD AT RAPPIN/
BETTER THAN YOU GUYS YO’ WORDS BE CRAPPIN/
MY HOME BOY’S JESUS AND HE’S GOT MY BACK/
IM TUFFER THAN YOU D00D CHECK OUT MY 6 PAC/
I DON’T PLAY XBOX OR COMBAT ARMS/
BUT I CAN GET CRAZY WITH THOSE RS FARMS/
I CAN GET JIGGY WITH A WIGGA DITTY/
ILL TAKE YOU DOWN WITH MY LVL 100 SKITTY


all your rhymes are weak
they're no match for super geek
if you try to take my crown
ill sit on you sh** on you push you down
yes im a virgin although ive been laid; hatched out of the egg of a dragon
ancient villains release me like im the kraken
please just spare me your tears as you are crying
if this was a battle to the death you would be dyin


your rhymes are crap, 
its the work of a 3rd grader,
what happened to hate the game man dont hate the player, 
my rhymes are not sick,
my verses are ill, 
and im just sitting here poppin 20 awesome pills, you said write 8 lines? 
how bout i give you three? 
im gonna beat your rap real bad and set my inner black man free.


ROUND 2:


TIME FOR ROUND TWO BC IM ONE B.A.M.F./
I BE COOKING IN DA KITCHEN CUZ IM DA BESTEST CHEF/
I KNOW MY RIGHTFUL PLACE AS A B.A. WOMAN/
IT BE BAKIN’ UP IN HURR, ALL DA BOIS LIKE “OH MAAAN!”/
YOU CANT CALL ME YO SERVANT CUZ I CAN STILL PWN/
90 COMBAT IN DAT RUNESCAPE ZONE/
YOU THINK YOU SO KEWL RAPPIN YO STUPID CHANTY/
BUT MAN YO LIKE A GURL LET’S SEE YOUR PANTIES 


yall got tummies like my cat eleanor
waddling bastards cant even fit through the door
yes i was saying you have rolls of fat
consult richard simmons he can't argue with that
now i've got your ego in a state of mashed potatos
look at your face its redder than tomatoes
but im just messing fat hos need love too
drink a bottle of bleach and ill love you boo 


alright dont call me GURL, you know that makes me pissed
my rap is gonna blow your mind here, listen to this,
these will be the best 8 lines your ears will ever hear
when you get a rush of AWESOME then you know im near,
my raps are iller than jay z,
i have no more to say, you see

Oh man...WILDLIFE.

This whole thing is awkwardly phrased. You have been warned. My heart is beating too fast to be fully coherent.

So one of the cars is out of commision and I took mom to work for that reason. When I came back, a lovely little groundhog baby was traisping around the lawn. Naturally, I thought, "SQUEE! Need picture!" 

It was eating dandelions. Cute, huh? So I got some shots.

Through an unfortunate series of events, the baby ended up in the garage.

I was not sure what to do, but I called my cousin for help, and got the dog cage.

I was sweating profusely by the time she came outside, and extremely jumpy.

Armed with pan and broom, we coaxed the little critter into that cage...

Now he is sitting in the shade in the backyard with water and dandelions in with him. I do not know what to do with the little bugger. I am torn. I cannot release him because he eats stuff from the garden and digs in it. Also, his mom is DEAD. And I know this for a fact.

When dad gets home I will make him call Wildlife control.

Unless he decides Buddy is dinner.

He is smaller than he looks...Smaller than a miniature pinscher.

UPDATE: It crapped and pissed all over itself ): So we cleaned the cage. It was icky and the butt water splashed on my leg.

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There was a bunch of crap on the 4-key so I scraped it off.
I should have put more effort into drawing these but whatever.

BASICALLY THE SLOWEST ANIMAL EVER. PERIOD.

This is why I don't like windows in bathrooms.

Couldn't capture the whole drawing...at the top it said,"Which are you more afraid of".

A monster who likes to party.

I felt bad about all the black and white. So I made some text COLORED. You are so welcome.

Oh man...trackpad!

I drew this picture of a guy surfin' da web.

And I did some MLP art...Because I am a cool kid.

Me as one...Runescape ponies. Oh, yeah. I am so awesome it hurts to look.

Dating: PG 13. For ADULT EYES ONLY! (Only I am sort of kidding. Sort of.)

I want to go on a date with a boy who plays World of Warcraft... Just so I can make this joke.

I got a pair of fortune cookies today! BOOYAH.

I am immature enough to take a picture of touching hotdogs.

Someone REALLY CLASSY was stealing condoms at the dollar store.

My cousin tried to teach me to draw like a professional...And this lovely drag queen Spock was what happened. I should stick to my crappy doodles, eh?

My mom thinks runescape is making me stupid.

I hunistly don't no whut she is talking about. I think it is not an effecting me at all. Why does she trey to put me down like this? She is herting my self esteam.

COLORING LIKE A CHAMP

Here are some vacation pictures. Pictures...from my VACATION. They're pretty ordinary. I made crude stick figures with a piece of who knows what on the beach. I was thinking about blogging a lot.

What a big caterpillar, huh? It looks pretty delicious.

 

"There's only one thing wrong with the beach...Sand."                 "I'm depressed. 1 wave can blot out my existence."

 Sideways monster. Cool, huh?

My younger cousin asked me to draw him a unicorn wearing camo. 

Another cousin asked me to draw her a tomato and a hotdog. She did the coloring.

These here mice were everywhere D: I caught a few and found the mouse hole >:]

I ain't no ho, bro.

I drew these today because I felt like it.

WOW WHAT A BAD DECISION

I got a tattoo yesterday. I really regret it now. I never should have done it. Guess that's just life, huh?

Oh wait. It's just in marker... Phew! -wipes sweaty forehead-

pfft.

I am back from vacation.

Not that anyone who reads my blog would care. Or even know I went on vacation. Besides you, mom. Yep. My hands are really unsteady so I don't think I could ever be a surgeon (not to mention the blood and guts). If I try to hold my hand out my fingers convulse and spasm and it twitches. I just want to be like, "Hey hand. Don't rock da boat don't tip da boat over." But I know it wouldn't listen.

I drew a lot of stuff while I was gone. Not everything will get an explanation. And I won't put everything up because I am feeling kind of lazy and sleepy. Not kind of. I am.

The quality is super craptastic again, I know. I do not have a scanner. I am not going to buy one. I'll fix it when school comes back around and I can mooch off theirs.

I also made this list.

BABIES V.S. DOGS

Babies

Poop - have to change diapers
Cries. A lot.
Needs fed all the frackin' time
BREAST FEEDING eek
Becomes a teen - hates you
If you eat it, you're a cannibal

Dogs

Poop - you can leave it outside
Can be caged
Never cries
Just feed twice a day. No need for variety either.
Loves you unconditionally. FOREVER.
Can be eaten in a survival/emergency situation

Conclusion. Have dogs. Not babies.