New stuff can be annoying.

I'm not into most  'main stream' new music. Mostly because it's all about getting high in your mom's basement, having pre-marital sex, dry-humping, binging on alcohol, getting so drunk you can't figure out the name of the club you are in so you just dance...

I heard this new song by Usher. It's called DJ Got Us Fallin' in Love Again. There are three things that bother me about it.

1. The title. A DJ cannot make anyone 'fall in love'. What they can do is play music for you to dance to at a party/club/dance.

2. Fallin' isn't considered acceptable English and the "got us" part probably isn't either.

3. There's a line in this song which says, "I feel like a zombie gone back to life."I find it redundant. I personally would have liked the song more if Usher substituted corpse or cadaver for zombie. Zombie implies that someone has already been reanimated. It's like saying, "I feel like a dead person who has risen again and is breathing and has a fairly strong pulse... come back to life. Did I mention I'm alive, already?"

Ohkay. That's it. Here's a reward for reading.

I know. Disappointing, right?

Wishes DON'T come true ):

So my sibling brings home these cookies. GIANT COOKIES THE SIZE OF MY FACE.

And I'm all, "Soooo... What flavors are these? Got any white chocolate and macadamia?"

And she says, "They're all chocolate chip."

And then I'm like ;___; "I don't like chocolate chip."

How to blog

So here I am, sitting in the living room in my mismatched socks, one pink one white, thinking about the best way to start a blog. I decided only days ago I wanted to try my hand at it, but I find my creative juices aren’t quite flowing… it may be due to the weather (the heat isn’t on) or just to the fact that I am a lousy writer and have trouble starting short stories. But I can make mediocre drawings and sometimes write poetry if I am pressured by the right conditions. So here I’ll try.

Here’s a picture of a squirrel: