April 24, 2012

That could be nice.

There are an awful lot of people out there who feel isolated.

So I got to thinking...

You know those name tags?
The ones that say, "Hello, I am _______ ."

We should get a bunch of those and fill in the blank
so they say, "Hello, I am terribly lonely."

Then we can just leave them in baskets in very public places
like libraries and grocery stores
 and all the lonely people can take one
and wear it around.

At least then we would know who to hug.


April 19, 2012

...And now for an inspirational message!


The other day while I was driving there were all these dandelions
on the side of the road and I just got the urge to get out and roll in them.
Like a dog.
A really, really excitable dog.

And I kept driving for a bit because I was scared about what people passing
might think...
Till I had this thought.

What if I didn't take that chance to get out and roll in that crap?
I mean...
I wanted to SO FRICKIN BAD.

You couldn't possibly understand how bad.
Imagine someone offered you a swimming pool full of pudding
and like...A pet dinosaur wearing a jetpack.
I wanted to roll around in that stuff MORE than you could possibly want those things.
(Which, if you're as awesome as me, is a TON.)

So was I going to let a bunch of STRANGERS stop me
from enjoying myself?
From doing something important to me?

HECK NO!

Daheqq did I care what they thought!

ANYWAY, all I'm saying is do what you like to do when you want to do it.
If you get the urge to try something harmless,
just go ahead.

It's more fun to live that way.

You'll feel really good afterwards, too.
and that's pretty nice.

April 16, 2012

i fele o tird

I feel like the title demonstrates how worn out I really am...
And I didn't even type it like that on purpose.
That is almost sad.


April 12, 2012

I AM REALLY EXCITED RIGHT NOW.

I just finished a long term writing project I'd been working on!

Woo!
Draft one done!
I'm the best!
The king!
I've got skill!
I take care of business!
Party!
YEAH!

Now.
Enough of that.
Enjoy some pictures.

 >> I really like this one. <<



>> Hilarity! I meant hilarity! <<


>> Just a random page of my sketchbook. I like how the sad guy looks like Hitler. <<


>> I drew these the other day in Econ when I wasn't paying as
much attention as I should have been.

Key:
NCO = Net Capital Outflow.
The symbol for capital is K.
The symbol for Technological Knowledge is A. <<


>> If only this were a real thing. <<


April 2, 2012

Mini sketch book pages

"Dat cat."


"I could be mature if I wanted. Really."


"See...What I do is lower my expectations for EVERYTHING.
Then you don't get disappointed.
Try it some time."


"Does this make me cynical or apathetic?"


"More for me."


"Pick up lines for the elderly."


Below is a random crappy page that doesn't really mean anything.
It serves as a good example for how I keep track of my ideas though.
Not that anyone cares.

April 1, 2012

CANT HOLD ME DOWN IM A REBEL

Mom posted this note on the microwave.
So I was like,
"U CANT ORDAR ME AROUND
I DO WUT I WUNT WEN I WUNT
IM A BAMF
I DONT FOLLO RULEZ
RULEZ 4 NURDS111!!1"
So I drew a penis on it.