HEHEHE

This is a thing I made out of paper and tape.

There are trees

a mountain

some random dude

and a stag.

Little hard to see. I'll try and get a better picture sometime.

Worst scifi/horror movies in the world...

...Or are they the best?

I should make these into real posters for my wall...

Smashing.

Yesterday I decided to draw with crayons and try watercoloring over them.

I think I have found a new favorite thing.

At least temporarily.

The second was nice until I decided to add sharpie.

I can't undo it so oh well.

Still conveys the same idea.

Yep.

"I love you THIS much." "That's not very much..." "I have little arms."

It takes 8 minutes and 17 seconds for light to travel from the Sun’s surface to the Earth,

but only three seconds to say, “I love you.”

I could tell 165 people I loved them if someone notified me

that the sun suddenly quit shining before we all died.

…But dialing the phone numbers would take me about 15 seconds.

So that cuts it down to 26 if they all answer on the first ring.

Of course no one ever answers on the first ring.

So let’s say the phone rings three times before it gets picked up.

That takes another 12 seconds.

That is 16 people.

There is, of course, the danger of voicemail.

The actual waiting for, let’s say, 6 total rings takes an additional 12 seconds

and then I would have to listen to their cheesy voicemail message and wait for the beep…

Which is another 15 seconds.

So that is…8 people.

I could leave 8 people messages saying, “I love you."

Unless there was one person I really, really loved.

Then I would probably need all 8 minutes and 17 seconds to say it

before doom reigns supreme.

Anyway.

What I am trying to say is...

Tell people you love them often because you never know

when the sun is going to explode.

"P S your socks are really cool"

No unifying theme

Here are things that have been sitting in my folder.

I particularly like the first one.

I might post something better later.

But probably not.

I saw a sign for this today.

"So what you're saying is I CAN'T be my own Valentine?"

"Today I saw my Valentine and I was like, 'Dayum, you lookin’ sensual.'

…And then I wiped off the mirror and felt a little worse about myself."

"I don't need an excuse to write myself love letters.

Err--I mean...

Write other people...nice notes.

Yeah."

Here is a picture you can print out and give to your prospective lover.

Or not.

It mine ruin you chances.

Or make them better.

It's pretty much a 50/50 gamble.

Let me just close by saying I could have 100 valentines if I wanted…On Runescape.

  

Made these today...

There are some errors but I figured there was no harm in posting anyway.

If you see the problems, pretend they aren't there...

Better yet...Pretend I was being artsy.

"Wut u dont keep a shank in ur purse 2??//?"

I have this odd habit.

This thing I do when I'm driving alone...

Sometimes I feel like I am being followed.

So I will stop my car and wait for the one behind

me to pass...Just to shake the feeling.

When I get angry

and bad words or mean thoughts run through my head...

"Duck this!"

"I will kill your first born!"

"What do you MEAN you don't like tomatoes?! That's practically sacrilegious!"

I get really scared

my teachers and friends and parents

are all secretly mind readers.

So I try to think about puppies and cake instead.

I can't use the restroom in public places.

I am so frightened the person in the stall over will hear me

and think to herself...

"DAYUM. That girl urinates SO LOUDLY. WHAT. A. FREAK."

I am one of those people who puts their keys between their

fingers when they walk to the car

so if a rapist tries to get at me

I can claw his face and run.

I check under my bed, in my closet, on the top bunk, and pat my covers

to check for possible intruders

before I do a barrel roll into bed...

Just in case a monster or serial killer snuck under there

while I was checking all the other places.

I am terrified that the strangers watch me change

so I always keep the blinds closed.

I am not paranoid.

I am cautious.

>>Here is a crudely drawn picture of a sea lion wearing a jet pack to accompany this post<<