Why is life so tough?

A REALLY big box.

Well this is kind of sad.

"That one time nobody raped, murdered, stole, lied, or mugged anyone.

And there was an abundance of puppies.

It was a good day."

"Preach it, man."

What...What is this?

This was a thing I won this one time ohkay I'm serious it is real so quit heckling me!

There are too many funny things I could say...

...So these will have titles above the pictures.

Except this one. 

I don't have a title for this one.

"An attractive stick figure sells her wares"

"But can it make my mother love me"

"Truthful advertising"

"You want sex appeal? I'll give you sex appeal!

Just let me -BURRRRRRRRRRRP-

What was I saying?"

" 'Let's start a trend.

We'll make it cool to be nice to everyone.'

'That'll never catch on.' "

" 'Is it possible to substitute puppies and pie?'

'That seems acceptable.' "

Uplifting message of the day:

You are awesome and everyone should be jealous.

I just wanted to make sure you knew.

"I'm such a BAMF." "I don't think that means what you think it means."

I'm a rebel.

I chewed gum in class once.

I open the wrong side of the macaroni box.

You know the expiration date on that gallon of milk?

I ignore it.

It's no big deal. Really.

I walk around with my shoes untied.

I like to live on the edge.

Bet you like that, baby.

"Why is your pillowcase so wet dani" "uh i was crying"

Here are some things I drew this week.

There was this one time...

I was at the movies with a couple of my buddies.

We got smoothies before.

Because, you know,

who doesn't like smoothies?

I wanted to be macho

The best

Da bomb

So I got an extra large

And downed it in under 15 minutes.

I know, I know.

I'm impressive.

Buuuut...After the movie I was feeling a little strange.

And by a little I mean a LOT.

I was shaking like a bungee jumping meth addict.

It was unpleasant.

I'm surprised I wasn't asked to take a breathalyzer...

The smoothie induced comatose

had a startling resemblance to drunkenness.

After crouching over a trash can for a good 15 minutes,

my friend came to the rescue with a police officer

in tow and a wheelchair.

He led my friends and wheeled me

 down the private security elevator

and out to our ride.

My parents were not happy when I came home.

Pretty sure they wondered if I had been slipped something.

Blurry pics from that time I almost "died".

Haha :) oh freshman year!

This is why I don't sing in the shower anymore:

Looks legit.

It's been a while.

I have a lot of pictures and things I want to blog about.
*want* being the operative word.
But I've been lazy.
Focusing is hard now.
My college apps are submitted.
My brain is fried.
All I do is drool on my desk and try to look engaged.
It isn't convincing.
I'm waiting to hear back.
Learn the things I have to know.
Get denied.
Be accepted.

WUUTEVA WUTTEVAA.

Here are some drawings I've saved that I never intended to share.
...But I really feel like I need to post SOMETHING.
So. Yep.