SKEWL.

I am very surprised; I have no homework tonight. I bet I am forgetting something.

If anyone cares, college is looming on the horizon (or so I would like to think) and I am one nervous wuss.

My biggest fear is the four letter word...

You know what I am talking about...

It might be too explicit for my blog...

Using it could get me in trouble...

What will my mother think...

HERE GOES NOTHING...


L-O-A-N.


Maybe you think it is nothing, but to me it is the difference between slaving the rest of my life away to a job I will detest...

...Or doing something I can enjoy...like being employed as a professional cuddly critter inspector.

Now that I am done being a downer, here are some other things I've drawn which are much more uppity and pleasant.

Ohkay. You caught me. So I lied a little. These are not pictures of conviviality. Like them anyway.

Exams

These are fairly old. I drew them during my exams just before summer. I waited to post them because I wanted to do these pictures JUSTICE. Yeah. I'm not too cool for school. This nerd be stylin'.

I spelled "definitely" wrong but you should ignore that.

I am back in school and it ROCKS! Haha just kidding I FOOLED YOU rightrightright

Bad-throom habits...I fake pee a lot.

Facebook

My mom likes to "hack". By hack, I mean write obnoxious things as people's statuses on Facebook when they happen to leave their page up. Sometimes, she'll post equally crazy (and usually funny) things from her account.

Whenever a particular comment is not received as well as she had planned, mom likes to blame it on me. I went through the trouble of drawing you this diagram.

That blank spot is a symbol of my apathy. If you ever do something really dumb, it is probably safe to blame it on me. I never defend myself nor retaliate. If I had a superhero name it would be something like "The Apathetic Beta Wonder".

I have been drinking a lot of orange juice lately.

One man's mission to destroy the self-esteem of monsters everywhere...

^There might be more of these coming. Unless I forget.

I should probably be in bed.

I would be sleeping but I had a stroke of inspiration at 11:30. So I drew it.