June 22, 2011

Why I shave

1. So the girls I know won't tease me.
2. So boys won't mistake me for a bear.
(Of course, the fact that it is me and not some wild, savage, man-eating animal might be more incentive to skedaddle.)

I suspect I ate a pretty big amount of worms on the greens I made tonight. I found an inch worm and caterpillar on one leaf. I pushed it aside and kept eating.

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