Why I shave

1. So the girls I know won't tease me.

2. So boys won't mistake me for a bear.

(Of course, the fact that it is me and not some wild, savage, man-eating animal might be more incentive to skedaddle.)

I suspect I ate a pretty big amount of worms on the greens I made tonight. I found an inch worm and caterpillar on one leaf. I pushed it aside and kept eating.

Oh little buggy.

I find out I killed really cool bugs a lot. It makes me pretty sad... Bugs such as this little guy.

I couldn't fix it. When I closed the garage he was in the crevice .___. I needed a screwdriver and I do not like to go out there in the open.

This here frozen treat is a Dilly Bar from Dairy Queen. My dad fondly calls them "breasts on a stick". I always feel kind of sick when I eat one now.

I have this robe I use sometimes. I like it a lot because it makes me feel like a ninja. When I am alone I do karate chops, pretend I know martial arts and watch my sick moves in the mirror.

My other robe looks like this:

I was too lazy to draw it. Well... That's really all I have to say.

Pictures

I took pictures of some pictures. If you can't read them, suck it up and deal with it!

Ignore that. It no longer applies. I scanned them :]

o_o

I made some silly little doodles on paint. Wanna see? Hot dog, I bet you do!

At the grocery

Brie and I felt like getting out of the house yesterday after dinner. We needed some sort of activity to do in the fading light of 8 o'clock. We decided to go to the store, and try to look as inconspicuous as possible while wearing our bathing suits over our clothes. I had trouble keeping a straight face. It was kind of disappointing. barely anyone stared. The world is too gosh-darn polite.

Also, I am deliriously happy with the way this drawing turned out.

Ain't dat da truth?