I can do other crafts, too.

 I drew on a white board this pretty sweet picture of an elephant... Well, I think it's sweet. How often do you see pachyderms perched precariously on ice cream cones? The answer is not often my friend, not often.

Around a week and a half ago during homeroom my teacher gave us all little cups. I'm special so she gave me two (I suspect it was not, in fact, because I am exceptional but because she made a mistake). My friend poked a hole in one so I feigned hurt and anger till she apologized and then I took the other with me after the class.

I had a free period so I decided I, too, would poke some holes in my second cup. Then creativity came out of nowhere and slapped me hard in the face saying, "HEY YOU. Yeah, you there stupid. Make something cool."

And because I'm a nice person I obliged. As a result, cup dog.

Lastly I drew a fairly unattractive dinosaur. So I had to think of a way to improve his dismal looks. This is the product of that thought.

What to do with my Life...

It came to my attention that I have not blogged in a while. I am very, very sorry. I can be forgetful. Lately I've been spending a lot of time entertaining the idea of writing a book... or a series. I think it would be one of the top 100 things I want to do before I die.

But I want it to be something unique and epic, researched like Tolkien's books, well-planned like Rowling's series, and I want to be able to create that strange, different, enchanting world the two writers seem to have accomplished. Daunting task.

Anyway, to feed your appetite, here is a comic I drew. Don't read it if you're too easily offended, though I think it's hilarious.

I draw pictures on notebook paper in class.

When the inspiration hits, I go with it.

Christmas Time !

Merry Christmas everyone! Jesus was born today. This is how it happened.

God sent an angel and told Mary (she's a virgin) and Joseph they were going to have a baby.

King Herod is all, "Go back to the land of your fathers'! Census time!" Mary is pregnant.

Boo ): No room at the inn. Joseph is like, "Fer realz?" Mary is ready to pop Jesus out.

God sends angels to tell the shepherds about Jesus, and the wise men seek the king of kings by following a star.

Joseph and Mary find room in a stable and put Jesus in a manger. The wise men bring him gifts, and the shepherds say hi. Hosts of angels sing overhead.

Jesus then grows up, and saves everyone :)

EDIT: This is not meant to be sacrilegious.

A Christmas Squid