Christmas Time !

Merry Christmas everyone! Jesus was born today. This is how it happened.

God sent an angel and told Mary (she's a virgin) and Joseph they were going to have a baby.

King Herod is all, "Go back to the land of your fathers'! Census time!" Mary is pregnant.

Boo ): No room at the inn. Joseph is like, "Fer realz?" Mary is ready to pop Jesus out.

God sends angels to tell the shepherds about Jesus, and the wise men seek the king of kings by following a star.

Joseph and Mary find room in a stable and put Jesus in a manger. The wise men bring him gifts, and the shepherds say hi. Hosts of angels sing overhead.

Jesus then grows up, and saves everyone :)

EDIT: This is not meant to be sacrilegious.

A Christmas Squid

It's not even Christmas yet.

Every year around this time, something magical and incredible happens... My sister starts to think she's Mariah Carey, and baby all she wants for Christmas is you.


She starts out a little slow, but LOUD.

During the last chorus, she ends writhing on the floor in happiness.


This whole phenomenon occurred early this year. I think it has something to do with the fact that Christmas carols were being played before Halloween. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but I think drawing out the spirit of the holiday might make it less enjoyable.


On a different note, my dog sounds like he has cancer of the lungs. He was never much of a smoker, though.