My mom thinks runescape is making me stupid.

I hunistly don't no whut she is talking about. I think it is not an effecting me at all. Why does she trey to put me down like this? She is herting my self esteam.

COLORING LIKE A CHAMP

Here are some vacation pictures. Pictures...from my VACATION. They're pretty ordinary. I made crude stick figures with a piece of who knows what on the beach. I was thinking about blogging a lot.

What a big caterpillar, huh? It looks pretty delicious.

 

"There's only one thing wrong with the beach...Sand."                 "I'm depressed. 1 wave can blot out my existence."

 Sideways monster. Cool, huh?

My younger cousin asked me to draw him a unicorn wearing camo. 

Another cousin asked me to draw her a tomato and a hotdog. She did the coloring.

These here mice were everywhere D: I caught a few and found the mouse hole >:]

I ain't no ho, bro.

I drew these today because I felt like it.

WOW WHAT A BAD DECISION

I got a tattoo yesterday. I really regret it now. I never should have done it. Guess that's just life, huh?

Oh wait. It's just in marker... Phew! -wipes sweaty forehead-

pfft.

I am back from vacation.

Not that anyone who reads my blog would care. Or even know I went on vacation. Besides you, mom. Yep. My hands are really unsteady so I don't think I could ever be a surgeon (not to mention the blood and guts). If I try to hold my hand out my fingers convulse and spasm and it twitches. I just want to be like, "Hey hand. Don't rock da boat don't tip da boat over." But I know it wouldn't listen.

I drew a lot of stuff while I was gone. Not everything will get an explanation. And I won't put everything up because I am feeling kind of lazy and sleepy. Not kind of. I am.

The quality is super craptastic again, I know. I do not have a scanner. I am not going to buy one. I'll fix it when school comes back around and I can mooch off theirs.

I also made this list.

BABIES V.S. DOGS

Babies

Poop - have to change diapers
Cries. A lot.
Needs fed all the frackin' time
BREAST FEEDING eek
Becomes a teen - hates you
If you eat it, you're a cannibal

Dogs

Poop - you can leave it outside
Can be caged
Never cries
Just feed twice a day. No need for variety either.
Loves you unconditionally. FOREVER.
Can be eaten in a survival/emergency situation

Conclusion. Have dogs. Not babies.