Top notch at woodcarving

They say I spend too much time alone.

cough

Not having internet makes me draw silly things.

Look at the way we've got to hide what we're doing. What would they say if they ever knew?

This is my new best friend.

Sorry.

You're being replaced.

His name is Winston and he loves me the way I am.

Alternate story line:

What do you MEAN I don't have any friends? I have LOADS of them.

Here's one right now.

I don't need people...I've got a duck.