"Why is your pillowcase so wet dani" "uh i was crying"

Here are some things I drew this week.

There was this one time...

I was at the movies with a couple of my buddies.

We got smoothies before.

Because, you know,

who doesn't like smoothies?

I wanted to be macho

The best

Da bomb

So I got an extra large

And downed it in under 15 minutes.

I know, I know.

I'm impressive.

Buuuut...After the movie I was feeling a little strange.

And by a little I mean a LOT.

I was shaking like a bungee jumping meth addict.

It was unpleasant.

I'm surprised I wasn't asked to take a breathalyzer...

The smoothie induced comatose

had a startling resemblance to drunkenness.

After crouching over a trash can for a good 15 minutes,

my friend came to the rescue with a police officer

in tow and a wheelchair.

He led my friends and wheeled me

 down the private security elevator

and out to our ride.

My parents were not happy when I came home.

Pretty sure they wondered if I had been slipped something.

Blurry pics from that time I almost "died".

Haha :) oh freshman year!

This is why I don't sing in the shower anymore:

Looks legit.

It's been a while.

I have a lot of pictures and things I want to blog about.
*want* being the operative word.
But I've been lazy.
Focusing is hard now.
My college apps are submitted.
My brain is fried.
All I do is drool on my desk and try to look engaged.
It isn't convincing.
I'm waiting to hear back.
Learn the things I have to know.
Get denied.
Be accepted.

WUUTEVA WUTTEVAA.

Here are some drawings I've saved that I never intended to share.
...But I really feel like I need to post SOMETHING.
So. Yep.

This one is for you, mom.

My mom had the gall to ask me if I had a boyfriend...On Runescape.

Dear goodness was that embarrassing on so many levels.

I remember when I liked chocolate...So very long ago.