August 16, 2011

Facebook

My mom likes to "hack". By hack, I mean write obnoxious things as people's statuses on Facebook when they happen to leave their page up. Sometimes, she'll post equally crazy (and usually funny) things from her account.

Whenever a particular comment is not received as well as she had planned, mom likes to blame it on me. I went through the trouble of drawing you this diagram.



That blank spot is a symbol of my apathy. If you ever do something really dumb, it is probably safe to blame it on me. I never defend myself nor retaliate. If I had a superhero name it would be something like "The Apathetic Beta Wonder".

August 13, 2011

I have been drinking a lot of orange juice lately.

One man's mission to destroy the self-esteem of monsters everywhere...


^There might be more of these coming. Unless I forget.

August 3, 2011

I should probably be in bed.

I would be sleeping but I had a stroke of inspiration at 11:30. So I drew it.