RAWR.

I am a cool kid so I turned my backpack into a dinosaur.

AND LOOK! It has babies O w O

the one is nomming on my TI-30x.

My dad is trying to lure me to Lacrosse Senior Night.

It almost worked. He mentioned there would be food.

But this is basically how I feel...

I am so unathletic compared to everyone else in my family.

Grrr.

I made a pretty picture during english. Here.

On another note, you know what pisses me off? When you're walking down a hallway or sidewalk or anything really, and someone is coming the other way and they CLEARLY see you. So what do you do? You smile. Duh. And they just look at the ground and pretend they do not see you. That makes me mad. Yeah.

Mothers' Day!

In honor of Mothers' Day (which was yesterday- whoops) I am going to write a list of things my mother taught me. Some made be inappropriate. Please read at your our discretion.

I know it looks word-y and that frightens some people. But I promise it is kind of worth reading...
On second thought, I'll add a few pictures.

1. How to be AHwesome with a capital AH.
2. It's ohkay to laugh at your own jokes.
3. Gay men are not devoid of genitalia.
4. You can easily fool people into thinking your intelligent if you have a big vocabulary.
5. Tomatoes are good for your prostate.

6. How to put holes in plastic things with a knife you've stuck in the fire.
7. How to make a rope out of straw wrappers.
8. I now know how to trick people into thinking I like them.
9. If you get a B- on that test, you'll end up homeless.
10. Sex before marriage = DOOM.
11. Drugs are for losers.
12. Tea cures everything.
13. Filipino cuisine pwns American food.
14. How to pee in a cup.
15. Dancing to grocery store music is awkward. But that makes it more fun.

16. Wanker is a NSFW password.
17. Minions rock.
18. Faith is an even better cure than tea is.
19. Long nails are magnets for crap.
20. Sometimes it's ohkay to be egotistical. Especially because I really am that cool.

I added random splotches of color. Hopefully it is decent now.

Goodness gravy

Three posts today because I forgot to put this up.

I doodled on this paper during class presentations. The only funny thing is the TI-Inspire joke. It's for nerds only, though.

A couple people laughed at the Methamphetamine (I spelled that without help from spell check. I deserve a reward.) picture. But most people do not think drugs are a laughing matter. I am one of them. Kind of.

The Hitler stache is kind of sexy. But that guy was an awful person.

In other news, Osama Bin Laden is dead. One thing to say on that matter-

"Why do you rejoice? For they were my people, too."

God said that about the death of the Pharaoh's army when the Red Sea swallowed them and the angels were rejoicing. Yeah, yeah. Osama killed people. Still.

>_>

Hrum nom nom...

I was thinking about things today.

Important things.

But they began to bore me so I started to think about my blog instead. I really don't know what I want to do with this. It's kind of depressing. I suppose at first I wanted to be obnoxiously funny, then when that didn't work I switched to posting my comics and drawing, and recently I have resorted to sharing boring tidbits from my life and blah blah blah.

I will do whatever I want.

And you can't stop me.

So here.

You're going to have to click it to see. 

This is the work of  a couple semi-friends and I.

We're in separate periods of history and we all drew on it.

Yep.  Vasu drew the original nice picture.

I added some stuff.

Ryan added some stuff.

Mike added some stuff.

Seeing a trend here...

Please do not judge me for the penis man. Not my work.    

I might have added this before. Whatever. Here it is again.

It depicts my sister in her emo phase.

Ignore the random box around the green guy.

Unintentional but I am too lazy to fix it.

L-O-L