To be sung to the tune of "Part of your World". From The Little Muuuurrrmaaaaaayd.

*Disclaimer* I have no beef with obesity. That's cool. This song is simply about my feelings toward this cake my mom and I bought for our Christmas party.

Look at this cake

Isn't it neat?

Wouldn't you say my obesity's complete?

Wouldn't you say I'm a whale

who weighs more than everything

I've got cupcakes & pies aplenty

McDonald's & Wendy's galor

You want Whoppers?

I've got 20

But I want more...

I want more

I wanna be where the buffet is

I wanna eat

eat till my pants split

waddling around with my...

What do you call it?

CAAAAAAAANE

Out where there's food

it tastes so good

I wanna roll around in my food

I wanna eat...

Just wanna eat...

The whole wide world

***P.S. I am of an acceptable weight, mom. Do not worry for my sanity.