*Disclaimer* I have no beef with obesity. That's cool. This song is simply about my feelings toward this cake my mom and I bought for our Christmas party.
Look at this cake
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you say my obesity's complete?
Wouldn't you say I'm a whale
who weighs more than everything
I've got cupcakes & pies aplenty
McDonald's & Wendy's galor
You want Whoppers?
I've got 20
But I want more...
I want more
I wanna be where the buffet is
I wanna eat
eat till my pants split
waddling around with my...
What do you call it?
CAAAAAAAANE
Out where there's food
it tastes so good
I wanna roll around in my food
I wanna eat...
Just wanna eat...
The whole wide world
***P.S. I am of an acceptable weight, mom. Do not worry for my sanity.
***P.S. I am of an acceptable weight, mom. Do not worry for my sanity.
