October 26, 2011

"Is that a finger?"

There is this hilarious girl at my school( No, no. Not me.).
She's very good-humored and the reason I can make this post.
...
Because it is about her.

Freshman year of high school, it was MANDATORY to take a health class.
You know how it works.
"Let's talk about drugs, sex, and deodorant!"
Yeah. My changing body. The coolest.

Eventually, there came a time when we received permission slips.
For what you ask?
I'LL TELL YOU!
The STD slideshow!
The hippest, rockin'-est, most disgusting, horrific exhibition around!

This girl signed the slip, and came into class like everyone else,
ready to learn about how procreation will make you suffer and die.

She walked in and had a seat.
The slideshow was already up.
Unfortunately.
She glanced at it for half a second,
and without much thought asked...



Everyone was in hysterics.
Is that a finger? Oh, ho ho ho!
No.
That is NOT a finger.
That is a...
Well.
You know.

It's a bit of a legend at my school.

I am going to let you read this.

...Because I am SUPER nice.
I know, I know.
What an altruistic individual I am.
So caring.
So wonderful.
How much more amazing can I get?
...
You'll definitely have to click the images to see though.
Sorry 'bout that.





October 21, 2011

I've got real problems here in the first world.

...I drew seven vowels in Scrabble.

...I ran out of toilet paper and no one is home to save me.

...Someone drank the last can of v8 Fusion.

...I can't find my favorite color nail polish.

...My laptop charger cord broke.

I lead a tough life.

October 19, 2011

Hash tags I would make popular if I used Twatter

#coolkidshaveacne

#ridemybikebabeitsatandem

#talkmathtome

#likemyflashdrivesweetthang

#mlpswagg

#doyourownhwcretin

#pleasedontstuffmeinthetrashcanagain


...#whyiamwastingmyfreetime

I AM FIERCELY COMPETITIVE...With myself.



Here are some things I drew a while ago but never posted. They have no real relevance to anything.