"Is that a finger?"

There is this hilarious girl at my school( No, no. Not me.).

She's very good-humored and the reason I can make this post.

...

Because it is about her.

Freshman year of high school, it was MANDATORY to take a health class.

You know how it works.

"Let's talk about drugs, sex, and deodorant!"

Yeah. My changing body. The coolest.

Eventually, there came a time when we received permission slips.

For what you ask?

I'LL TELL YOU!

The STD slideshow!

The hippest, rockin'-est, most disgusting, horrific exhibition around!

This girl signed the slip, and came into class like everyone else,

ready to learn about how procreation will make you suffer and die.

She walked in and had a seat.

The slideshow was already up.

Unfortunately.

She glanced at it for half a second,

and without much thought asked...

Everyone was in hysterics.

Is that a finger? Oh, ho ho ho!

No.

That is NOT a finger.

That is a...

Well.

You know.

It's a bit of a legend at my school.