JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION -SCREAM-

Look at the way we've got to hide what we're doing. What would they say if they ever knew?

This is my new best friend.

Sorry.

You're being replaced.

His name is Winston and he loves me the way I am.

Alternate story line:

What do you MEAN I don't have any friends? I have LOADS of them.

Here's one right now.

I don't need people...I've got a duck.

Ew.

 

So both these glasses of water came out of my water filter. The first time it was all murky and dangerous looking like something had decided to take a crap in my cup. The second time, it was slightly clearer but still icky. The morning after, I turned it on to get some water and it exploded. I was soaked.

That second picture is my sister's duck for biology. She has to make it imprint or some creepy thing like that. It has grown since that was taken and now it isn't nearly as cute. She's pretty awful at caring for it... The duck poops a lot and it's cage is nasty but sister will not clean it. Blegh.

I made this with a friend a while ago. The center part. The gummy worm joke is all mine. I will draw a better picture of it sometime but not in the near future.

And also, that new Rihanna song (S & M) is absolutely vile. My generation is retarded. I hope we don't all rot in hell.