The other day while I was driving there were all these dandelions
on the side of the road and I just got the urge to get out and roll in them.
Like a dog.
A really, really excitable dog.
And I kept driving for a bit because I was scared about what people passing
might think...
Till I had this thought.
What if I didn't take that chance to get out and roll in that crap?
I mean...
I wanted to SO FRICKIN BAD.
You couldn't possibly understand how bad.
Imagine someone offered you a swimming pool full of pudding
and like...A pet dinosaur wearing a jetpack.
I wanted to roll around in that stuff MORE than you could possibly want those things.
(Which, if you're as awesome as me, is a TON.)
So was I going to let a bunch of STRANGERS stop me
from enjoying myself?
From doing something important to me?
HECK NO!
Daheqq did I care what they thought!
ANYWAY, all I'm saying is do what you like to do when you want to do it.
If you get the urge to try something harmless,
just go ahead.
It's more fun to live that way.
You'll feel really good afterwards, too.
and that's pretty nice.
This is how some people get stds by doing what they want and not caring what other people thinck....
ReplyDeleteYou obviously didn't read very well.
ReplyDelete*try something harmless* Dur.
This was nice :]
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