"Today I saw my Valentine and I was like, 'Dayum, you lookin’ sensual.'
…And then I wiped off the mirror and felt a little worse about myself."
"I don't need an excuse to write myself love letters.
Err--I mean...
Write other people...nice notes.
Yeah."
Here is a picture you can print out and give to your prospective lover.
Or not.
It mine ruin you chances.
Or make them better.
It's pretty much a 50/50 gamble.
Let me just close by saying I could have 100 valentines if I wanted…On Runescape.
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