I was at the movies with a couple of my buddies.
We got smoothies before.
Because, you know,
who doesn't like smoothies?
I wanted to be macho
The best
Da bomb
So I got an extra large
And downed it in under 15 minutes.
I know, I know.
I'm impressive.
Buuuut...After the movie I was feeling a little strange.
And by a little I mean a LOT.
I was shaking like a bungee jumping meth addict.
It was unpleasant.
I'm surprised I wasn't asked to take a breathalyzer...
The smoothie induced comatose
had a startling resemblance to drunkenness.
After crouching over a trash can for a good 15 minutes,
my friend came to the rescue with a police officer
in tow and a wheelchair.
He led my friends and wheeled me
down the private security elevator
and out to our ride.
My parents were not happy when I came home.
Pretty sure they wondered if I had been slipped something.
Blurry pics from that time I almost "died".
Haha :) oh freshman year!
This is why I don't sing in the shower anymore:
Looks legit.
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