"I'm such a BAMF." "I don't think that means what you think it means."

I'm a rebel.

I chewed gum in class once.

I open the wrong side of the macaroni box.

You know the expiration date on that gallon of milk?

I ignore it.

It's no big deal. Really.

I walk around with my shoes untied.

I like to live on the edge.

Bet you like that, baby.