MOST EPIC RAP BATTLE OF THE CENTURY

I had a battle with 2 friends. Here are our raps. There were 2 rounds. They are in order of who wrote it. I am first as you can see.

HI IM DANI AND I’M SO SO GOOD AT RAPPIN/
BETTER THAN YOU GUYS YO’ WORDS BE CRAPPIN/
MY HOME BOY’S JESUS AND HE’S GOT MY BACK/
IM TUFFER THAN YOU D00D CHECK OUT MY 6 PAC/
I DON’T PLAY XBOX OR COMBAT ARMS/
BUT I CAN GET CRAZY WITH THOSE RS FARMS/
I CAN GET JIGGY WITH A WIGGA DITTY/
ILL TAKE YOU DOWN WITH MY LVL 100 SKITTY


all your rhymes are weak
they're no match for super geek
if you try to take my crown
ill sit on you sh** on you push you down
yes im a virgin although ive been laid; hatched out of the egg of a dragon
ancient villains release me like im the kraken
please just spare me your tears as you are crying
if this was a battle to the death you would be dyin


your rhymes are crap, 
its the work of a 3rd grader,
what happened to hate the game man dont hate the player, 
my rhymes are not sick,
my verses are ill, 
and im just sitting here poppin 20 awesome pills, you said write 8 lines? 
how bout i give you three? 
im gonna beat your rap real bad and set my inner black man free.


ROUND 2:


TIME FOR ROUND TWO BC IM ONE B.A.M.F./
I BE COOKING IN DA KITCHEN CUZ IM DA BESTEST CHEF/
I KNOW MY RIGHTFUL PLACE AS A B.A. WOMAN/
IT BE BAKIN’ UP IN HURR, ALL DA BOIS LIKE “OH MAAAN!”/
YOU CANT CALL ME YO SERVANT CUZ I CAN STILL PWN/
90 COMBAT IN DAT RUNESCAPE ZONE/
YOU THINK YOU SO KEWL RAPPIN YO STUPID CHANTY/
BUT MAN YO LIKE A GURL LET’S SEE YOUR PANTIES 


yall got tummies like my cat eleanor
waddling bastards cant even fit through the door
yes i was saying you have rolls of fat
consult richard simmons he can't argue with that
now i've got your ego in a state of mashed potatos
look at your face its redder than tomatoes
but im just messing fat hos need love too
drink a bottle of bleach and ill love you boo 


alright dont call me GURL, you know that makes me pissed
my rap is gonna blow your mind here, listen to this,
these will be the best 8 lines your ears will ever hear
when you get a rush of AWESOME then you know im near,
my raps are iller than jay z,
i have no more to say, you see