That there dinosaur was inspired by Jay Gatsby. Yep. On the right it says "The world's most proper and fanciful dinosaur."
You'll probably have to click on that to read it. But I am going to type out what it says anyway because some of the words got cut off. Oops.
"If you don't do well in school you'll be homeless and hungry, living in a dumpster-an ugly one- sharing your meager meals with rats, wishing, "Hey. I wish I had tried harder on that Pre-Calc test," and crying yourself to sleep every night, contemplating suicide but with no way to do it, other than hoping you will choke to death on a chicken bone, forever dwelling on life's most dismal aspects, and every now and then an old friend might just pass that corner you're begging on and they'll say something like, "LOLZ, WAT A LOZER" and it will be really sad and you will look at them and stroke your bug-infested beard and whimper, "Hey, old buddy, can I please have a penny?" But he will pretend he didn't hear you and walk off while tears fill your crusty eyes. or you'll die."
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