November 27, 2010

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Mmm, raisins.

My sister and I were diligantly cleaning the house yesterday, sweeping, spraying noxious chemicals in the bathroom, collecting stray socks (Addy, our dumb dog likes to carry them around). We decided to clean underneath the desk in the living room where things are often stuffed when the house needs to get 'clean' fast.



She swept her hand underneath, feeling around and pulling out old papers and chopsticks when something black rolled out. Fascinated, sister picked it up and held it to her face.

"What is it?" She said as Addy strolled over and sat down beside me, also gazing wide-eyed at the unidentified object.



"Wait... EW! It's an old grape!" And with that she threw it onto my lap.



The grape was really more of a giant shriveled raisin, but it was hairy and I didn't want to touch it. How long had it been lying there? Days, weeks, months?

Luckily for me, dumb dog extended her neck and plucked the little fruit off my lap.

"NOM NOM NOM"



And like that... it was gone.

November 23, 2010

How to properly lick a bowl.

In case anyone has ever had trouble trying to clean a bowl with there tongue, these cleverly illustrated pictures should show you how.

It's a very delicate process, so be careful...

Bowl licking is not for the faint of heart.


Hornets are cool.

HAHA! I GOT YOU! my post title is slightly misleading! Hornets sting. That's not cool.

I just wanted to let you know there is a difference between a hornet, bee, and a wasp.

It's odd that people don't realize this... Or maybe in the rush to run away from the little insect the adrenaline clouds your vision and impairs thought process so you have no proper cognition.

I don't really know. I just needed something to go with this picture I drew.


November 21, 2010

Alohomora!

I am a big Harry Potter fan. Sometimes I feel like a sacrilegious git for liking it so much, but the truth is I'd have a hard time stopping.

When I first read the Deathly Hallows, I was sorely infuriated with the epilogue. I wanted to rip and tear the book apart, burn it in the fireplace then scatter its ashes in some abysmal garbage dump.

Of course, I did not. Then my collection wouldn't be complete, but I did cry out of pure rage. I didn't want Harry to be married. How was I supposed to dream about him falling for me if he was 30 or 40 years old?

YES

NO



Of course, I would have to turn him down for two reasons.
1. I have a boyfriend.
2. I do not dapple in the magical arts.

Sigh. I think that is the only time I was furious with JK Rowling.

Wait. That's a lie. I was pretty pissed when she killed Hedwig, Doby, Fred, and Moody.

Especially Fred...