"where are we supposed to get dinner now" "...Spot wasnt that great of a dog he couldnt even fetch"

I would be the worst parent ever.

*youre

Mini sketch book pages

"Dat cat."

"I could be mature if I wanted. Really."

"See...What I do is lower my expectations for EVERYTHING.

Then you don't get disappointed.

Try it some time."

"Does this make me cynical or apathetic?"

"More for me."

"Pick up lines for the elderly."

Below is a random crappy page that doesn't really mean anything.

It serves as a good example for how I keep track of my ideas though.

Not that anyone cares.

CANT HOLD ME DOWN IM A REBEL

Mom posted this note on the microwave.

So I was like,

"U CANT ORDAR ME AROUND

I DO WUT I WUNT WEN I WUNT

IM A BAMF

I DONT FOLLO RULEZ

RULEZ 4 NURDS111!!1"

So I drew a penis on it.

Dumb stuff I made.

Yeahyeahyeah.

It's not allowed to be a thing because smiling doesn't TASTE good.

...But it sure feels good.

That should count for something.

Do/eat/feel/think the things you like to.

Remember moderation is important.

There's more than one reason for that.

Ohkay.

I really don't have anything else to say.

Rule #1 of the Universe: Be attractive or no one will ever want to hold your hand.

"Sorry, you can't hang out with us. You're too...Different."

"...What's that supposed to mean?"

- Cough -

I'm not going to go home and cry now.

Nope...

Not me...