Dating: PG 13. For ADULT EYES ONLY! (Only I am sort of kidding. Sort of.)

I want to go on a date with a boy who plays World of Warcraft... Just so I can make this joke.

I got a pair of fortune cookies today! BOOYAH.

I am immature enough to take a picture of touching hotdogs.

Someone REALLY CLASSY was stealing condoms at the dollar store.

My cousin tried to teach me to draw like a professional...And this lovely drag queen Spock was what happened. I should stick to my crappy doodles, eh?

My mom thinks runescape is making me stupid.

I hunistly don't no whut she is talking about. I think it is not an effecting me at all. Why does she trey to put me down like this? She is herting my self esteam.

COLORING LIKE A CHAMP

Here are some vacation pictures. Pictures...from my VACATION. They're pretty ordinary. I made crude stick figures with a piece of who knows what on the beach. I was thinking about blogging a lot.

What a big caterpillar, huh? It looks pretty delicious.

 

"There's only one thing wrong with the beach...Sand."                 "I'm depressed. 1 wave can blot out my existence."

 Sideways monster. Cool, huh?

My younger cousin asked me to draw him a unicorn wearing camo. 

Another cousin asked me to draw her a tomato and a hotdog. She did the coloring.

These here mice were everywhere D: I caught a few and found the mouse hole >:]

I ain't no ho, bro.

I drew these today because I felt like it.

WOW WHAT A BAD DECISION

I got a tattoo yesterday. I really regret it now. I never should have done it. Guess that's just life, huh?

Oh wait. It's just in marker... Phew! -wipes sweaty forehead-

pfft.