Dress code

I have a tough time with the dress code at school.

Not in the typical way.

My skirts are the right length.

I don't wear makeup.

The only piercings I have are in my ears and I don't even use them.

And the most RADICAL thing I've ever done with my hair is wear it in a ponytail.

Crazy, right?

Even though I follow just about every rule, whenever I wear the wrong color socks or tights it's like "BAM!"

The teachers notice.

I saw this ad and was thoroughly confused. I am PRETTY SURE that fruit is a mango...

Which is indigenous to India...And not all that strange.

Brutal.

I miss doing vocabulary work in class.

Wow I am so busy it HURTS

Go ahead. Be a jerk. I dare you.

So what if my shirt is stained?

Maybe I like it that way.

What? You think I took this out of the hamper?

Want to bet?

...

Well I don't want to.

I made this for my sister's birthday. Since I like her sometimes.

I made a vendiagram today.

Sort of.

There were tadpoles in the pool. they turned into frogs. See?

LET'S SEE HOW MUCH TIME I CAN SPEND -NOT- DOING MY HOMEWORK

This is how much ice cream I ate when I got scammed on RS.

All the reasons boys won't date me

Baking

I've never been good at baking. It is too exact. I'd rather throw a bunch of things in a pan and hope they somehow mesh and become sweet food-y harmony. I want some icing to hide these ugly cupcakes I made. There isn't any. Not even lemon. Grrrr.

I am scared to try one.

I hope they are cooked all the way through.

I may have removed them from the oven...

PREMATURELY.

But do not worry.

I am a big girl.

And I can handle this precarious situation.

Since I am super cautious.

And brilliant.

I am going to go now.